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andyd12345 4:54 Thu May 26
Man bitten on the cock by a snake
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Man Bitten By Nine-Foot Python While On Toilet
A Thai man is recovering in hospital after being attacked by a nine-foot (three metres) python while sitting on the toilet.
Attaporn Boonmakchuay suffered a three-inch (eight cm) wound after being bit on the penis by the snake which had crawled up through the plumbing.
The excruciating ordeal lasted half an hour before he managed to prise open the snake's jaws and escape.
Mr Boonmakchuay described how he fought the snake as his wife sought help but, even after a neighbour came to his aid with a knife and rope, he only managed to free himself only when the python momentarily lost its strength.
Attaporn Boonmakchuayrecovering in hospital
Doctors said the victim's injuries could have been worse
He said: "All of a sudden, while I was holding it, it began to lose some strength so I used my hand to prise open its mouth. Then the snake released its grip by itself."
The 38-year-old needed stitches but medical staff say that he should make a full recovery.
A doctor from the Chachoengsao hospital, near Bangkok, said that victim was "lucky", adding: "if the bite had gone into the urinary tract it would have been a big problem."
Rescue workers managed to eventually release the snake after using hammers to free it from the toilet.
Large snakes are common even in urban areas of Thailand, particularly during the onset of the rainy season when they leave flooded areas for drier ground.
Personally I probably wouldn't notice the difference if a 9ft snake had attacked itself to the end of my penis, but it's a pretty awful story regardless.
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Lily Hammer
10:51 Fri May 27
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Can't help but think of.......
Bloke goes into a sex shop, and Mr Gold behind the counter tells him of their exciting special offer. Toothless ferrets. £100 each, or two for £160.
"100 quid each? You're having a laugh."
"Just have a free trial go, out back, and then speak to me," said Mr Gold.
After just 5 minutes out back, the customer returns, and can't hand over the cash quickly enough. He takes home two toothless ferrets. When he walks through the front door, his wife asks "What have you wasted your money on this time?"
"Teach them to cook, and then FUCK OFF!"
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HairyHammer
4:34 Fri May 27
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It left a 3 Inch wound on his Cock? the man must have had a Python himself, although Asians I am told are smaller than average when it comes to todgers.
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Lovejoy
2:51 Fri May 27
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/thai-man-bitten-on-genitals-by-9ft-python-while-on-toilet-descri/
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Bullet
1:35 Fri May 27
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Snakes with tits
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Spandex Sidney
11:15 Thu May 26
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Plus you have a fucking ARK, presumably?!
Oh forget it.
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Noah
11:12 Thu May 26
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Course Sid. I'm a CHARMER.
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Spandex Sidney
10:47 Thu May 26
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Snakes, me old china
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Noah
10:45 Thu May 26
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Couple of what Spandy son?
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Spandex Sidney
10:41 Thu May 26
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Noah 8:22 Thu May 26
Ag of the day mate!
Btw, you must have a couple of these??
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Yorkammer
9:26 Thu May 26
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At least that's what he told his missus. How pissed must he have been to try and get a blowy off a python?
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Noah
8:22 Thu May 26
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ANADONGA
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stomper
8:18 Thu May 26
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Is this of a kind with "Penile Lacerations due to Vacuum Cleaners"?
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Noah
7:53 Thu May 26
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Black MEMBA?
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Mr Polite
6:15 Thu May 26
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I've stuck mine in one or two.
the kind with tits
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Worst Case Ontario
5:29 Thu May 26
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Spandex Sidney 5:18 Thu May 26
Better. Apparently when they autopsied the snake it was like cutting open a giant tube of Colgate.
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Roeder-nowhere
5:25 Thu May 26
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Sun Headline "One-eyed trouser snake bite"?!!
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Roeder-nowhere
5:22 Thu May 26
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Sun Headline "One-eyed trouser snake bite"?!!
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Spandex Sidney
5:18 Thu May 26
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Did he manage to shoot his load in that half hour? Making the best of a bad situation and all that?!
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Swiss.
5:02 Thu May 26
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I was bitten by a venomous snake once. Andy after 2 days or agonising pain......
It eventually died
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Far Cough
4:55 Thu May 26
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Python attacks Pocket Python?
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